Sparklers Taste (Rather Obviously) Like Gunpowder

 

I turned 22 to Taylor Swift's 22 (even during Taylor Swift's Version Red era!) (sort of a lie, I fell asleep but played it the morning of)

Honestly I don't have anything much for this post except to time capsule a moment for myself and leave it here. I'm 22 and the new year is on my heels (my ongoing joke is that I'm a day older than every year), but for now I enjoy the moment and not spending nearly enough time touching up this post before midnight. I can always fix it or add to it later, I highly doubt anyone would be surprised.

Correct date Dec. 30, 2021

Candle broke so my sister mini blow-torched it back together

The rock hard ice cream tub my sister stuck in the (not on, but warm) oven
after my not serious and joking suggestion. Surprisingly it wasn't a completely terrible idea

   

There are f-bombs in the song. Just as a forewarning. This, the Marie Antoinette soundtrack (2006), Taylor Swift, and Lord Huron in general have sort of been by music soundtrack for the last few days

I've always wanted to try suck the helium out of a balloon to see if it actually works 

(it does! for a few seconds but it's worth it)

When my mom had asked me if I had any plans for my birthday making 

half my family high on helium wasn't exactly on the list. 

Some rather obvious advice that I didn't think of at the time, maybe don't do this after doing helium.
Edit: Turns out I forgot that Helium isn't flammable

So here's to the dumb but chaotic birthday I wanted. You're only 22 once. Why not explode like that one alcoholic Dickens character accidently. I am an idiot goblin and I had a fantastic time.